Current events in our country, world, and solar system.
1) Curse of the Jade Helmet
There's more Jade Helm 15 stuff on the internet than I could possibly link, but here's a few:
Wal-Mart theories. Governor Abbot. Ted Cruz. Random small-town folk. Walker, Texas Ranger, walkin' it back.
Some people take this stuff seriously.
A Quizilbash with red top.
A little bit about Chaldiran.
A little about the Ming Dynasty. Note that the Hongwu Emperor has misplaced his red turban in this portrait.
Kevin mis-spoke when comparing Shah Ismail to Sancho Panza. He meant Pancho Villa, but got the Ps and Ss switched around. Our thanks to @stenoknight for the correction.
2) The Greckoning
You can find your own links about all that econ/finance stuff. It bores me as much as it does Kevin.
You like-a the juice?*
*PS Lorne Michaels, Adam Sandler, I am 100% willing to work with you on this movie idea. This could totally work. Call me. I am not afraid to sell out.
Still not trending, Putin. (Xanatos Gambit, for those unfamiliar).
If scenario 5 confused you, you need to listen to Episode 13.
3) New Horizons, Old Enemies
It may not have carried nukes like Kevin wanted, but it did have a pretty decent camera.
These guys obviously didn't hear the message.